i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I need to align my fucking chakras
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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