Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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