I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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