Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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