Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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