Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My dick has a subreddit
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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