I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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