Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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