On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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