Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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