Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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