i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I DEMAND FORESKIN
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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