If i come over, it means nothing
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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