the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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