You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I've blown a few things in my day
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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