i think my tv is drunk
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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