Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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