Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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