The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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