Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
