This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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