What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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