I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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