just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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