Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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