So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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