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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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