What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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