How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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