We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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