I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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