Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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