Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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