to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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