well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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