do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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