: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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