Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Nicole vs. Life
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
