Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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