But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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