Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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