yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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