Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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