Where are you?
In a non slutty way
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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