guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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