There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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