some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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