People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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