whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You were trust falling into bushes
COCAINE IS GR8
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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