She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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